Funny - Nature of God

GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH >> >> >> >> >> >> There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: >> >> 1. He called everyone brother >> >> 2. He liked Gospel >> >> 3. He didn't get a fair trial >> >> >> >> >> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: >> >> 1. He went into His Father's business >> >> 2. He lived at home until he was 33 >> >> 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God >> >> >> >> >> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: >> >> 1. He talked with His hands >> >> 2. He had wine with His meals >> >> 3. He used olive oil >> >> >> >> >> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian: >> >> 1. He never cut His hair >> >> 2. He walked around barefoot all the time >> >> 3. He started a new religion >> >> >> >> >> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an >> American Indian: >> >> 1. He was at peace with nature >> >> 2. He ate a lot of fish >> >> 3. He talked about the Great Spirit >> >> >> >> >> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: >> >> 1. He never got married. >> >> 2. He was always telling stories. >> >> 3. He loved green pastures. >> >> >> >> >> But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman: >> >> 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food >> >> 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just >> didn't get it >> >> 3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was >> still work to do >> >> Can I get an >> >> AMEN!!