I saw this and thought it fairly funny. Good enough to post as a blog pickle:
---BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF
---A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG... YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER
---COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH
---DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN
---I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN And I HAVE A GUN
---WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT
---OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY... I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME
---DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN
--- ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONETO CHOKE
---I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE
---HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
---DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES
---And last but not least: IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN
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